I just received this message on a kinky site, so amusing I felt I had to share!
Your face is for recognition; I slap it. Your mouth is for speaking; I spit in it.
Your hair is for brushing; I pull it.
Your ear is for listening; I bite it.
Your hands try to protect; I tie them.
Your lungs expand your ribs as you inhale deep; I crack your ribs with my fist.
The floor is for walking; I pull you across it by your hair.
Your knees are for kneeling; I force you to your knees.
Your lips are for kissing; fuck that for now, I pull my cock out and smear it across them.
Your throat is for swallowing; I choke it.
Your airways are tight; You choke,; you drool, you try to breath through your nose.
I intend to hurt your mouth, hurting it is my sole purpose as I thrust away at your mouth as if hurting it was the reason for it existing; perhaps it is.
For more, all you have to do is reply with a memo saying 'scum'.
Nice meeting you
Delightful! Is it too much to ask for a gentleman who enjoys a little kink! Plainly it is!
Oh well, at least it makes for a funny read!